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brownies: corner or center?

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If you don't like brownies then this poll is not for you. Please move along

kingscrown666

Please rb if you vote


xiacodes

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I like this a lot.


wiisagi-maiingan

Amazing how every guide on interacting with police, including ones that are explicitly pro-cop, are indistinguishable from guides on how to avoid being attacked by a wild animal.

Don't make any sudden movements, avoid eye contact, stay calm or you WILL die. Wait, what do you mean this is advice for interacting with a human being and not a hungry bear?

wiisagi-maiingan

"Keep your hands on the steering wheel and don't have anything in them, a police officer might mistake a cellphone for a weapon." Okay, should I also hold my hand out for him to sniff when he approaches so that he knows I'm not a threat?

wiisagi-maiingan

Don't worry officer, I'm not reaching into my glove compartment for a gun, I'm grabbing the bag of beggin' strips in hopes that your power trip and homicidal impulses will be appeased with a little treat :3

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